Or would it be funnier as...
...Henry James wrote novels like a philosopher, while William James wrote philosopher like a novels?
...Henry James wrote novels like a philosopher, while William James wrote philosopher like a novels?
...William James wrote philosophy like a novelist, while Henry James wrote novelist like a philosophy.
We've reached a critical juncture in this medieval epic. The band of adventurers have been arguing and on the verge of breaking up. The air is thick with silent tension as they stare each other down. The silence is broken by a melodious ringing.