Thursday, March 29, 2007

Last night

Last night my roommates spent three hours trying to convince me to kill myself and every time I responded they repeated what I said in a high pitched mocking voice.

Idea for a Sitcom Episode

A modern day man shows up in the early 19th century, and goes about wooing Elizabeth Bennett, much to the chagrin of Mr. Darcy. As the episode draws to a close, it's revealed to be self insertion Pride and Prejudice fanfiction, which the authors two friends are reading and laughing at.

Saturday, March 24, 2007


Disaffection is usually an affectation.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

A man

I saw a man sitting on a concrete barrier in the middle of I-15. He seemed to be surveying traffic. I have no idea what this meant.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

A New Hope?

1: So how'd it go?
2: Not good.
1: What'd she say?
2: She said I was the nicest guy she knows, and that she thinks of me as a brother.
1: Ouch.
3: That's great!
2: Great?
1: It doesn't sound good dude.
3: Think about it. Reverse the first two letters of nicest and what do you get? That's right incest. She thinks of you as a brother, and she's into it.

Saturday, March 17, 2007


The problem with carrots is that they taste like carrots.