Monday, June 09, 2008

Short Story

"I've made a decision" he said. "From now on, let's live meaningful lives. Also let's never die"
"If we're never gonna die, can wait till tomorrow on the meaningful lives thing?" I asked. "I have plans."
"What plans?"
Next thing we knew, we were grabbing the shopping cart set out with all the surplus Easter candy. 75% off said the sign taped to the side.
Five hours later we were on the couch and floor. "I'm gonna die," I said as I reached for another Cadbury Creme Egg.