Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Do you kiss your mother with that acid tongue?

South Jordan 2

1: So apparently 2's in South Jordan.
3: What the hell would anyone be doing in South Jordan?
1: Sorry, I meant southern Jordan.
3: Question still applies. Doesn't matter anyway though. He's lying.
1: Probably.
3: Definitely. We were just at his place last night.
1: That was two weeks ago.
3: Oh, right. Still, mark my words, motherfucker is just sitting at home playing xbox.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

It's not that I don't trust you; it's that I don't know how to finish this sentence.