Now someone write me a medieval epic adventure into which I may insert this scene

We've reached a critical juncture in this medieval epic. The band of adventurers have been arguing and on the verge of breaking up. The air is thick with silent tension as they stare each other down. The silence is broken by a melodious ringing.
1: Hold on a second, shit.
He fumbles with his armor and eventually pulls out a cellphone.
1:Hello?
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1: No.
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1: I'm on this fucking adventure.
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1: No, not that one.
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1: Yes.
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1: Yes, the big one.
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1: I dunno, like a couple fucking months.
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1: Yeah.
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1: I don't think so.
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1: I highly doubt it.
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1: (laughs) You have a point there.
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1:Okay
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1: Okay. See you when I see you. Bye.
He hangs up.
1: Sorry about that.