Just in case you thought this

was a monkey, Clint Eastwood would like you to know

No Wilhelm

It's gone far enough. Wilhelm needs to be stopped. I pledge right now that Wilhelm will never make an appearance in one of my films.

Also, Dumbledore is gay.

CBT

1: So I'm thinking of getting into CBT.
2: Oh God.
3: What's CBT?
2: Don't
1: Cock and ball torture
2: Please stop.
3: Jesus, why would you do that?
1: I dunno man, someone linked me this clip from Cock Stompers. I didn't think I'd see the appeal, but no, actually it's pretty damn hot.
2: ughhhhhhhhhhh