Chiltingham

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

CBT

1: So I'm thinking of getting into CBT.
2: Oh God.
3: What's CBT?
2: Don't
1: Cock and ball torture
2: Please stop.
3: Jesus, why would you do that?
1: I dunno man, someone linked me this clip from Cock Stompers. I didn't think I'd see the appeal, but no, actually it's pretty damn hot.
2: ughhhhhhhhhhh

7 Comments:

At 10:36 PM , Blogger Thirdmango said...

I like the idea that not only does 2 know about it, he knows so much about it he's vehemently against it. And he knows it from it's letters.

 
At 8:57 PM , Blogger Lord Cheswick said...

Indeed, 2 is a lot like a friend of ours. Guess who's the model for each character?

 
At 10:50 AM , Blogger Zijjo said...

1: William
2: You
3: John
!

 
At 7:18 PM , Blogger Wiglaf said...

Heh, I didn't think of William Stewart for #1, but that's probably the best guess (of whom I know, I don't know all your friends).

#2 could be Eli or Enoch himself.

#3 could be anyone, but Moore does sound the most likely.

Essentially that's who I would cast if I had to cast that script; I think Zijjo is right on.

 
At 8:18 PM , Blogger Eli McCormick said...

you obviously know nothing of my great apathy toward CBT.

 
At 11:42 PM , Blogger Lord Cheswick said...

The correct answer is:
1: William
2: John
3: Patrick
Of course non of them is a complete match, Patrick being the loosest. It would probably actually been better if I wrote Eli as 3 then there would have been a lot more laughing and the word fuck.

I can't believe you guys guessed John for 3. I suppose you haven't been around William and John, but if you had you'd've recognized the pattern of John always knowing what William is talking about, but disapproving. John's knowledge of the perverted matches, or possibly exceeds my own. He just don't like it.

 
At 1:22 PM , Blogger Wiglaf said...

John's knowledge of the perverted matches, or possibly exceeds my own.

Thank you for the enlightenment.

 

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