Out of the mouth of babes

H: Who's gonna take the kids?
W: Feldman can take them.
B: Feldman's a noob.
H: The boy has a point. Feldman is a noob.

LARPers are people too

1: Why is it socially acceptable for someone to get buried in his football uniform, but if I want to get buried with my cloak and broadsword it's considered horrible and geeky?

2: You want to get buried with your cloak and broadsword?

1: Fuck no. That would be horrible and geeky. I just want... They're geeks too, damn it!