Eifen Deifeiffen

"What's it called?"
"Eifen Deifeiffen"
"What does it do?"
"It solves all your problems"
"How does it work?"
" You take two pills with a glass of water. The water isn't necessary of course, but most people find it easier to swallow pills if they have water."
"But what does it actually do?"
"It solves all your problems."
"But what does that even mean? How could that even work?"
"You take the fucking pills. Please."

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This post is an installment in a continuing series of content coordinated by theme or motif with posts from John Allred of clol Town, Jon Fairbanks of Funkadelic Freestylings of Another Sort, Eli Z. McCormick of Modern Revelation!, John D. Moore of Whatnot Studios, Joseph Schlegel of Sour Mayonnaise, and William C. Stewart of Chide, Chode, Chidden. This week's theme: 'Eifen Deifeiffen'.