Misogynists give the best relationship advice

1: I really like her.
2: Dude just turn in balls right now.
1: What?
3: You're giving her exactly what she wants.
2: Exactly.
1: What's wrong with that?
2 laughs.
3: It means she's in control.
1: So what, I'm only supposed to go out with someone I hate?
2: No, you're supposed to go out with someone you don't care about at all.
3: Think about it. If you like her, that means her good opinion matters to you. That means she has power over you. You're whipped.